23 Cute Cat Photos of the Forbidden Feline Chicken

Now that Thanksgiving is behind us we can safely release this collection of forbidden feline chickens without worrying that any of you crazed cat lovers will get the wrong idea and do something rash, like end up trying to monch on the most highly prized non-chicken chicken there is. Because we know what you cat lovers are like, we give you one little piece of pawdorable catto action, or a delicious morsel of cat cuddling cuteness, and suddenly you are overwhelmed by your instinctual needs to dote on a cat and all logic goes out of the window.

So to spare your feline fur baby from getting shaved or worse still, getting pets and cuddles that they do not want, we waited with this list. But now that Thanksgiving is over and the urge for Turkey has reduced significantly, we feel safe and confident in the concept of bringing forth this fantastical feline feast.

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Delicious as they may be, and as much as they resemble an actual unfeathered chicken in many disturbing ways, you shall not indulge in this kind of forbidden chicken. Namely, because it will not end well for you, that is unless you particularly enjoy being covered in scratches…
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Look we get it, some of these Sphynx cats really do resemble a chicken. It is uncanny. But no matter how much you might have the urge to take a bite out of this delicious and juicy looking rump you must resist the urge. Even as a joke, you will end up being the one crying…
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